Open Casket Call


 Think you’ve got what it takes to be the world’s spookiest MILF? Fox Reality is looking for the next Elvira.

Says Fox: “‘The Search for the Next Elvira’ is the Fox reality original series that sets out to find a new handmaiden for the Mistress of the Dark. Hosted by Elvira, the show will search far and wide to find the next great horror hostess!” 

This carrion call came via Staci Wilson’s About page on horror, as did the notice announcing Fox’s Open Casket Call, which you just missed. (It was at 4:00 today, Friday the 13th. Owwoooooooooooooo!!!!!). Don’t worry, though, you know you’re gother than all those other hagged-out wannabes showing up at the Fox offices; just go to and download the application. And don’t forget to e-sign in e-blood.



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