Eden (DVD Review)

Forgive me for wanting to like Eden; Adam & Eve sent it to me in a hot pink beach bag. To summarize the flick: A bunch of people show up on a beautiful tropical island, have sex….Even without the beach bag, I can be forgiven for getting excited about a porn movie featuring Bree Olson, Carmen Luvana, Ava Rose, and Courtney Cummz — hotties all. Watching them have sex on beautiful beaches, sailboats and in jungles should have been fun. It kinda wasn’t. Some of the problem with Eden is that it bears the kiss of death for a porn movie — a slow, meditative guitar soundtrack intended to evoke the peacefulness of tropical surroundings, which in fact, for me at least, evokes the peacefulness of the insides of my eyelids. But mostly, Eden just felt like a standard-issue, painfully-vanilla movie that allowed its cast and crew to travel to some gorgeous beach somewhere on the production company’s dime. Mazel Tov. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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