Beauty Pageant Contestant Performs “Star Wars” on the Trumpet

starwarstrumpet.jpgYou heard me: Beauty Contestant Performs “Star Wars” on the Trumpet, and not just the theme song, either. Her interpretive dance of the opening battle scene is, admittedly, somewhat abstract, but no less so than Jake Lloyd’s performance in Ep. 1.

No, seriously. Dude. Seriously. Your brain will hurt. Take morphine beforehand. Lots of it. I’m not fucking around here.

From Who Sucks.

P.S. Dude. Seriously. You think it’s going to be bad… you have no effing idea. Dude. Serious. I’m telling you. Morphine. Seriously.

P.P.S. Oh yeah that reminds me… Miss Trannyshack is coming up.

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One Response to “Beauty Pageant Contestant Performs “Star Wars” on the Trumpet”

  1. aag Says:

    Wow. That was the worst thing I’ve seen in a long time!

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