The Joys of High Fructose Corn Syrup


Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Wow… not just one, but TWO high-fructose corn syrup ads. What? What? You have an objection to high-fructose corn syrup? You object to the fact that it’s all natural? That it’s filled with sunshine and rainbows? That it’s made of corn? That’s been processed? Within an inch of its f*cking life? Until it is no longer corn but some weird alien space spooge guaranteed to ravage your body from the inside out, and not in a good way? Eat it anyway, bitch, it’s in everything.

No, sadly, I didn’t imagine it.


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