Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day. It is yours truly who was responsible for gettin’ these fine Jolly Rogers hoisted for the holy day. It was a very interesting conversation to have with my boss.
Me: “Arrr! We be obligated to fly the colors, matey! This be our core demographic. Arrr!”
Him: “What, Pirates?”
Me: “Aye! Pirates! Arrr.”
Him: “You’re serious?”
Me: “Arrrrr!!!” (Grabs cutlass).
Him: “All right, all right, fine.”
Me: “Arrrrr!!” (Limps off brandishing cutlass).