Archive for the ‘Porn’ Category

Der Himmel über Berlin

May 22, 2008


Der Himmel uber Berlin

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Fetish erotica performer Berlin, whom I have admired many times while she was in a decidedly less clothed condition than she is here, dropped by my office at the Armory to tell me she digs my blog. I was stoked! I am not always so sure anyone’s reading, but in fact it appears Mz. Berlin even admires the cryptozoology stuff. Oh, and in case you failed to notice, she’s a creature of sublime beauty and has been the star of numerous deviant performances for my current employer and elsewhere. Hi Berlin!

I hauled out my camera to snap a picture and inexplicably Berlin grabbed the nearest dildo. But hey, that’s what it’s there for!

Incidentally, Berlin is the subject of fellow LJ’er Julie Simone‘s new Breaking Berlin (both links NSFW).

More Berlin-related links: www.mzberlin.net/ and mz-berlin.livejournal.com/ !

Tory Lane

April 26, 2008



Tory Lane

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

An hour after a short interview I did with pornographer Tory Lane at January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, I crashed and burned. Too much bourbon, too little sleep, too many aerialists had taken the Devil’s due out of my ass. I limped back to my hotel room, crashed hard into my Super8 bed, and had a dream about Lane. No, no, not that kind of dream, this kind of dream.

She and I got assigned by the shadowy big-business Mafia figure sponsoring her appearance at AEE to sign at some crappy store in bumfuck North Las Vegas. They flew us there by helicopter from the roof of the Venetian and landed us in a parking lot of the giant porno megaplex, where the publicity had been mishandled, the fans didn’t know she was there, and nobody showed up.

Pissed, Lane made the helicopter pilot take us to the mob boss’s house so she could chew him a new asshole, and when we arrived he was schooling his kids in the finer points of Daddy’s business — the distribution of auto parts (they didn’t know he was in porn).

Lane chewed the mob boss out despite the presence of his kids; the mob boss liked her brassy balls so much he had his thugs impound both of us and made us spend the night together in an upstairs bedroom while he decided what to do with us.

Lane, quickly in the altogether, laughed at my tighty-whities as I undressed. In real life, I don’t wear tighty whities, but in the dream some assclown had swapped out my boxers for briefs — pranked by the Super8 housekeeping staff, maybe? The dream ended just as Tory was about to good-naturedly boink me crosseyed just to kill time until the mob boss decided whether or not to whack us.

It was weird.




Tory Lane

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

When I returned to the conference, Lane gave me the finger with a smile that said "I know you had a filthy dream about me, muthafukka."

Daphne Rosen

April 18, 2008

Daphne Rosen 2
Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

 

Porn star Daphne Rosen was at the Armory working. I have corresponded with her briefly in the past and always thought she seemed cool. In person she seemed totally nice and very straightforward. I snapped this picture after she’d finished her scene for one of our sites.

My Office At Eros Zine

April 17, 2008

My Office At Eros Zine
Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

 

Just one of dozens of shelves of porn that threatened to consume my office at Eros Zine, late 2007. Note the long-forgotten book by me down in the corner.

www.eros-zine.com

Amelia and Forrest

April 17, 2008

Amelia and Forrest

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Amelia G and Forrest Black of Blue Blood, whom I’ve been working with for like 14 years now. They came up for the AdTech conference at Moscone Center, and came by to tour the Armory and shoot some documentary video of me explaining the history of the Armory and what we do there.

They are responsible for www.gothicsluts.com, www.barelyevil.com, www.rubberdollies.com, and more, none of which are safe for work, all consolidated under the http://www.blueblood.com site, which is also not safe for work. I still think of them as the people from Maryland publishing punk rock scifi goth horror erotica. They’re not from Maryland any more.

Find more of Amelia and Forrest at www.blueblood.net, www.blueblood.com, and www.spookyblog.com.

Flower Tucci

April 17, 2008

Flower Tucci

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Flower Tucci was in San Francisco to work at the Armory. As I was, with astonishing professionalism, passing on some interview questions to her from Fleshbot for an upcoming profile, I succumbed momentarily to fanboy lust and asked Flower if I could take her picture. This was the result. Thinking “Man, Flickr will like totally come after me with a chainsaw,” I asked if I could get one of her looking over her shoulder, whereupon she pulled down her pants. Whyfor am I cursed with gorgeous blondes dropping trou on me? Whyfor indeed?

In addition to being dressed for business, Flower proved to be utterly charming. Apparently her stage name is pronounced “Tushy,” as in “ass,” whereas I have been pronouncing it “Tewchy,” to not-rhyme with “Bewbie.”

“It’s pronounced ‘Tucci,’ like Stanley Tucci,” Flower explained. “But I say ‘Tushy.'”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Tucci

Flower’s Tucci

April 17, 2008

Flower’s Tucci

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Flower Tucci was working at the Armory, and I was passing on some questions to her from Fleshbot. In a strictly professional capacity, you understand. I did not encourage her to drop trou; these things just happen when Flower is around.

I’m sure I am absolutely the first writer in history to think of the pun in this post’s title. The first, I tell you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Tucci

Religious Right: “Just Because There’s More Porn Doesn’t Mean People Like It”

April 15, 2008

There’s a new XBiz story about demands from right-wing groups that the Feds prosecute more softcore porn. In it appears a real gem from Robert Peters, president of Morality in Media. After claiming that the government does nothing to stop the mainstreaming of porn by prosecuting Evil Angel, Peters lays it on the line with some steaming doublethink:

Peters asserted that, despite the proliferation of pornography in American society and the “mainstreaming” of adult content, Americans are not accepting of pornography.

“Just because there’s a lot of pornography around doesn’t mean the American people accept it,” Peters said.

Which is what I’ve been saying all along, and especially when I watch a mainstream porn flick: It’s gotta be space aliens buying this stuff.

Photo: Lorelei Lee from TheTrainingOfO.com (NSFW).

John Stagliano & Evil Angel Charged with Obscenity

April 14, 2008

John Stagliano, from Lukeisback.com via Wikipedia.Evil Angel owner John Stagliano has been charged with multiple counts of federal obscenity violations. Stagliano was indicted by a federal grand jury in Washington, D.C., Assistant Attorney General Alice S. Fisher of the Criminal Division announced today.

This will probably not be news to anyone who finds their way here, but with all the problems in the world, the very idea of prosecuting someone for publishing depictions of adults engaging in consensual sexual activity is utterly beyond me.

Image from Luke Is Back, via Wikipedia.

The Adult Entertainment Expo

January 12, 2008

jackie1.jpgAEE, aka the Adult Entertainment Expo, aka AVN, the AVN Expo, my annual nightmare. Four days, 32 interviews, numerous old friends, three hot Australian girls, one dreamy Spaniard, at least six serious hardcore ol’school OG MF‘s, some cigarettes, a whisper of bourbon, one sore throat. Tomorrow: One machine gun, possibly two, and Internext.

Photo: Jackie from AbbyWinters.com. See my Flickr set here.